Have you ever wondered what it would be like if Skyrim really screwed up? Like disastrous then?
Now you can experience just such a thing, because the mod “Cursed Skyrim – Hold the Fuck Up” will give you an experience of an insanely long-lived RPG The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (opens in new tab) where everyone’s head is very small. It is – to be frank – a crime against the laws of both gods and men.
I shouldn’t have to tell you, but big-headed modes are the only right way for humanity. Heads must be big. They can’t be minor – and creating minor major modes as well as modifications is illegal under the 1903 Geneva Conventions on Video Games.
This crime was created by the unrepentant degenerate mud SpongebobHentaiSimulator and posted on Nexus mods (opens in new tab) on November 18, 2022 evidence that will surely be presented in the inevitable trial of the mud in The Hague for crimes against humanity. The description is simple: “Conflicts? Yes. Load order? Later. Compatibility? No.”
At the very least, SpongebobHentaiSimulator has tagged this mod as “Not Lore Friendly” – but let me be clear that this individual has done an evil from which the collective psyche of humanity will never recover.
I’ve included a gallery below that demonstrates the absolute horror of this mod. Ask any children to leave the room and don’t participate if you are afraid. Do not move forward until you have hardened yourself against this abomination.
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Damn stop it.
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